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Putting a penis at the opening of an un-lubed anus with pressure until the recipient of the said penis farts enabling the penis entry into the bowels.
We had no lube and she loves anal so she just let me fart choke her.
Fart tuitous means when a rich person farts.
*fart* oopsie daisies I may have just fart tuitous.
When you're walking and farting at the same time but it comes out your ass in multiple bubbles
oof I need to fart but I don't anyone to hear so I will be bubble farting
The funniest word to reply with if you don't want to answer a question.
Dude 1: Hey, Bro, have you ever touched grass?
Bro: Farty fart.
Packaged meat sticks. Ohio redneck term.
I was feeling peckish when I stopped at the gas station so I picked up a fart stick.
"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"
It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.
the term used by apologetic youtubers to explain why they were blamed for being a predator.
"...and I'm not a predator! Even though a lot of you think so, because five years ago I made a fart joke."
-Youtuber