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Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey is a phrase that describes women in particular. It means that the woman described loves to give guys head and when they cum she swallows it. The woman is also as disgusting as the gutters ,aka slums, that you may find her in. This woman is also known to go through many men or even get paid to give heead. On the other hand this woman is also as ugly as a monkey.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?
Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.
Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.
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Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$
Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench
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Better then your butt because it’s thiccer then you’ll ever be
hey I like your animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too
It’s thick
When you need to grasp a situation that could be a little wild or crazy.
"Listen up, everyone. We have some service issues and we need to get our teeth around this monkey!"
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something that is said to ckk when he says something stupid.
(ckk)
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.
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Discussing ideas. Brainstorming.
"How do we do this part of this Portal 2 level?"
"Let me try this."
"That didn't do much to help us."
"I'm just throwin' monkey at the wall til it oo-oo-aa-aa."
The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.
bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.
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