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When a man squats over a large vat of processed nacho cheese sauce, dipping only his testicles into the cheesy slurry, requiring that his partner will then lick off the cheese from his testicles. The cheesy double.
Stan: I heard that girl you got with was a total freak?
Frank: Yeah I had to call it an early night. She kept on insisting we try out the cheesy double and you know I'm lactose intolerant.
A double stiffy is when two guys get an erection at the same time from the same female.
Damn bro, that was crazy last night. I can't belive we got a double stiffy watching Jennifer Aniston bend over on the set of the TV show friend's.
A rare genetic disorder originating in Northern New York in which an individual is born with two anuses.
Sorry to hear about the DouBLe LaWLee diagnosis. What are you doing later tonight.
When a toilet wont flush properly, and you need to shit on a previous shit left by the previous occupant.
I really need to get this toilet fixed. Looks like I be double bogging this mornings loaf.
When you hold an alcoholic beverage in both hands.
Valerie was totally wasted last night. She was double fisting the second she entered the pub.
1. Holding two beverages, one in each hand.
2. The act of fisting two vagina/assholes at one time. Involving 1-3 parties.
1. “I double fisted my cold brew and cactus cooler at Hamburger Mary’s last night.”
2. “I almost lost my hands last night because I was double fisting two gorilla-grip pussies and I lost feeling in four of my fingers.”
The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee
Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"