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Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.

"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023


Double D'er

Someone with exceptionally large breasts that are at least a size 34 DD

Dude 1: Hey man this chick asked me why people called her a Double D'er in track practice the other day. What should I tell her?
Dude 2: Just let her figure it out man it's not hard.

by #Cupcakes April 16, 2017


double-great-cousin-nibling

Child of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandchild.

My double-great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


double seaweed deluxe

1) A sandwich at the Krusty Krabb
2) A lit song by tutweezy and Reggie Couz

Reggie: let me get that double seaweed DELUXXEE
Tut: OK, double seaweed deluxe, that'll cost a lot of bucks, you know I don't give a f

by Melanie Mars March 17, 2018


Double Dutch

One goes in and goes out and the other goes in and when they go out the other goes in and the cycle continues

person 1: Did you see Evan get double dutched in that maid costume the other day???

person 2: yes it was poggers!!!

by catfemboy69 October 25, 2020


Double dutch

To bamboozle, deceive, bait and switch.
Sometimes with the help of multiple parties but not necessarily.

"Dude, I just got double dutched by my dogs. One of them distracted me while the other stole my sandwhich!"

by Jtrees November 26, 2018


double dutch

smoking 2 different strains, dead opps, or oregano mixed with weed , in a blunt.

i could kill this man, and mix him wit the runtz, now that’sa double dutch

by ill Blacky October 10, 2020