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Double Canoe

When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.

"Hey Becky, last night Anna and I rode the double canoe with Steve!"

by Ricktorious November 8, 2020


Double Quaker Shaker

When you're having vaginal intercourse with a woman, you insert your testicles into her rectum. When you're ready to blow your load, you pull out both your genitals and put your balls into the woman's mouth to suck on, while you finish jerking yourself off only to finish on her forehead/hair.

Jessica doesn't like Gary anymore. I hear he gave her the ol' Double Quaker Shaker last night. What a legend.

by Dick Cheney's aborted son June 20, 2021


Double z-er

Used to describe a careless person who frequently does not have the right answer. Based on when someone doesn't just compute a single z-score but accidentally computes ANOTHER z-score from the first one.

Hey I may be a double z-er but when it comes to wine I always have the right answer

by not_a_doublerzer September 27, 2018


double jabbed

Vaccinated against COVID-19 with one of the vaccines that requires two separate shots administered six weeks apart.

Vaccines developed and manufactured by the pharmaceutical companies Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna are 2-round shots. The single shot vaccine made by Johnson & Johnson is reported to have a lower rate of effectiveness in preventing severe COVID-19 infections.

Dating app match: “You vaxed?”
Soulmate Seeker: “Just got my J&J shot!”
DAM: “Pass. I only date the double jabbed.”
SS: “Haters gonna hate. Byeeeee.”

by SassMouth May 14, 2023


Double commando

Going double commando refers to going out without your phone or a watch on

What time is it? I've come out double commando

by markymoo72 May 8, 2019


double-first great-cousin-niece

Daughter of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s granddaughter.

My double-first great-cousin-niece is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


A Double Muskee

When two men tag team a woman using used wool socks for condoms.

She needed to do laundry after recieving A Double Muskee.

by The Real Muskee May 28, 2024