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Mythical expression for something that never was should have never been and prolly never will be because they can't ever grow tf up and act like total lame fags
Someone who will invest in your billion dollar idea 🅱️ocks
You know what since we’re friends I will invest bro.
Someone who supports you no matter what even if they don’t believe in your billion dollar idea 🅱️ocks
You know what I will invest because we’re friends.
Someone you know and are comfortable talking to.
To make friends, always talk about politics and religion to strangers in public and at family gatherings.
That person over there is my friend.
1. something you don’t and will never have
2. a awesome sitcom on 6 friends blah blah based on manhattan blah blah what do you mean you haven’t watched it go watch it
1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?
you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john
mom: jeff you fucking loser
2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?
you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john
stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends