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(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.
The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.
Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.
Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.
Logan: That's disgusting!
Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.
Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?
Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?
Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot
A word used when you are dying of a stroke and dont know what to say
Grandpa: *falls over cuz of stroke"
Grandson: "That aint right gramps. Are you ok?"
Grampa: Cum-Tit
Cum Pastry
Always a person who has a genetic build of a think, but is muscular as well. Calling them a top or a switch, definitely isn’t correct, as they are a more “defined” think.
Guy 1: Dude look at that twink over there!
Guy 2: Hey, that’s Lesyk, he isn’t a twink, he’s a Cum Pastry
Guy 1: What’s the diff?
Guy2: Just a buff twink who isn’t big enough to seem like a top, or even a switch
When you're so determined to avoid child support that your testicles literally start absorbing the cum out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
NOOOO!!! I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, activate!
When the sheer determination of avoiding child support makes your testicles absorb the cum back out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
NOOOO!!! THIS IS MY FIFTH CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, ACTIVATE!
When a male, or female ejaculates into a pair of panties, or underwear whether being their own, or someone else. Will swiftly pull the underwear up to their anus and genitals as hard as possible. Commencing the cum wedgie.
Macy jerked me off into her panties, and did a Cum Wedgie