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Time Flab

Term describing periods of a person's life wasted by external forces beyond his or her control.

A good college degree is still worth it. Good graduate degrees are still worth it. Everything leading up to both -- grade school, jr. high, high-school (even their parochial/prep versions) -- contains the "time flab" that needs to get cut for a lot more smart kids.

by HonkusSeized June 12, 2010


Time Hunting

Drinking, smoking weed, popping thizz, or otherwise getting fucked up and tripping for several hours to several days and losing all sense of time.

Dude I came down off that acid, it was like I was time hunting all night.

by BonneyLakeStoner April 7, 2010


one time tasker

A person who can only focus on one task at a time.

I am a one time tasker- jazmin

by Lix.. June 1, 2022


Awais Time

A unit of measurement used by people named Awais in which 1 minute is equivalent to 4 minutes

Person 1: "The guy said he'll be 5 minutes"
Person 2: "Yeah but we need to use awais time"

by Dofrt November 28, 2021


Part Time Pener

A woman who typically flys with other women, but will migrate for an occasional dose of Peter.

Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”

Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”

by Gongbanger January 6, 2023


Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 21, 2017


ES timing

Being extremely late to any event, to the point you question how a person can even be late. The term was popularised by ES.

1- ‘why are they taking so long to arrive?’
2- It’s ES timing.

by July 20, 2024