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Stranded on Penis Boulevard

Up Shit Creek

Hey man, I'm stranded on Penis Boulevard, could you help me out?

by liell charwell April 7, 2018


penis safari

The act of getting your arm stuck in a washing machine.

"What's up with tom!?" "I think he is going on a penis safari!"

by pussydestroyer17 June 24, 2023


penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name

damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer

by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020


Penis Smith

A person who's middle and last name also corresponds to his craft.

That one P. Smith has been penis smithing that spreadsheet pretty hard all week.

by Brink Soul Skater January 24, 2023


glisse-penis

Mechanical spray lubricant such as WD-40. A French Canadian slang used by mechanics and others trades working in the underground mines. When something is seized up and needs loosening you apply the Glisse-Penis onto it to free up any nut, bolt or shaft. Commonly heard in and around underground mines.

Hey Donny Passe moi le glisse-penis
This definitely needs some glisse-penis
Fucker seized pretty good. Get some glisse-penis on that stat.

by Ugminer September 16, 2020


Penis Fetus

What comes out when you pass a kidney stone.

Honey, I think I just passed a Penis Fetus! I feel so much better now.

by Joyful Journey July 2, 2023


Elephant Penis

I was told that if I make a definition for this I would get and elephant penis.

"Please give me and Elephant Penis"

by The Grimm one September 5, 2022

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