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Blunt Fart

When you hit the blunt so hard you fart smoke.

Ted Heem got blunt farted on.

Period.

by HeemKeds January 1, 2017


work smart get fart

A motivating catchphrase that encourages others to work hard to achieve what they want in life.
Derived from 'we fartin' and is commonly said By Smart Fellas.
Can also be used as a celebration of one's accomplishments.

E.g. 1 - "I know it's been a tough couple of weeks for us with exams but it's time to work smart get fart"

E.g. 2 - "Congratulations on winning your manslaughter court case!"

"What can I say, work smart get fart ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by armp1t May 22, 2024


farting in the shower

This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.

Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."

by von groovy September 3, 2024


Fart popsicle

When you work for a place that doesn't put in orders and all the people who work there are terrible and you really wanna call them something worse but this is the best thing you can think of.

I asked them to put the order in but they was being a fart popsicle and forgot

by Mermaidtears94 June 12, 2024


fart pod

A Fart pod is simply James Harrell.

-Man.. Stop being such a fart pod!

-That was a fart pod thing to do.

-You look like straight up fart pod today.

by Brittany sperlock April 19, 2018


mash fart

a sweet smelling fart when you dont have to poo.

why did you mash fart dick fucking cunt.

by tino francis May 1, 2009


fart guard

A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics

We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away

by Sporty75 March 7, 2022