One of the fattest beasts in all the land. Its that one person at every workplace that everyone hates. Basically the engorged male version of a "Karen". He probably has cats and still goes to his moms dentist at 40 years old. Might live in an apartment , or basement.
I better make it to the cafeteria before Fat Bobby. I heard his feeding time is fast approaching.
When a fart's stench takes it's sweet time to mosey on to it's intended victim and lingers for a long time.
My girlfriend had The 'Fat Cat' Effect during sex last night... I think I'm going to break up with her
when your fat and don’t have a reason to eat so you just do it anyway
anthony- why do you eat so much
addi- because it’s fat people hour
After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.
That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!
Fat Bois is a term that you would use when you're at the store or your friends/your house and you see thicc ice cream treats such as ice cream sandwiches, popcicles, or cones.
Person 1: "Look at them fat bois!"
Person 2: "What..?"
Person 1: "The ice cream, the fat bois