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pop juice monkey

Porn star Peter North during an interview referred to a "pop juice monkey" as any male porn performer who produces copious amounts of semen during scene shootings.

Peter North is often cast because he's the best pop juice monkey in the industry.

by January 3, 2025


Monkey Futz

to be a fucking monkey, "a noi-nch"; a theif, robber or just an average-everyday good for not a damn thing police officer!

You're an ugly Minkey Futz! Motha' Fuck.

by Control Room November 23, 2003


toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.

Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!

by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 3, 2018


Geeky Monkey

A Programmer

He is a geeky monkey

by Sri_1729 November 14, 2019


Gun Monkey

A gun monkey is one that is about to shoot a rifle or pistol but instead of shooting they are aiming down the sight and fiddling with the bells and whistles of the gun creating a sense of anticipation to anyone watching

Can you shoot the f*cking gun already? You stupid gun monkey.

by Mrpeaches21 May 1, 2021


Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.

The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.

by JiyaRe December 30, 2020


patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios

I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.

by big saaf November 9, 2009