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I Cunt Hear You

Verb. Stick your limp dick in your special lady friends ear, with your left hand cover her other ear. Commence blasting so that your balls are smacking the side of her head. When you start to get real hard smash your dick in your ear until she screams "OUCH!!" or "Shit that hurt!!!" at which point you reply "I cunt hear you."

After pulling the triple back tittie lick, screwdriving twisting double lutz drop on my girl she said "SHIT THAT WAS DEAF!" I said "No, this is deaf". And proceeded with the "I cunt hear you."

by Cayton Cleet June 19, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


SOC (Some Other Cunt)

Derogatory. Some Other Cunt (British)...
A cop out...when someone doesn't want to do the work or be involved. Southern England/London usage/origin.

A mechanic arrives, looks at your broken down car, defines that it is not worth his trouble to repair.
He looks at you and states..I'm afraid you are going to need an SOC (Some Other Cunt) to fix that..
(I know grammatically it isn't correct but that's how it is used)

by Fitvideo April 1, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty bloody cunt bubble

A girl who has a nasty vagina and it has bubbles full of blood and everytime a guy touches her vagina the blood gets all over his mouth Likes to showoff her nasty bloody vagina to any guy who wants to fuck her. She may look good at first but thanwhen u get up in her nasty ass vagina ur gunna regret it.

Destiny has a nasty dirty bloody cunt bubble.

by Purpleniggas November 30, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock juggling thunder cunt

a hairy slut who enjoys sucking vinegary pussy/dick. or saggy balls. it depends.

alen - the cock juggling thunder cunt took my money and my pants...
david - why your pants?
alen - she claimed she didnt have any.
david - wait, so what was she wearing?
alen - nothing. and she said if i didnt get naked too she would bite my dick off...
david - dude, why did you call her over then?
alen - she's been hidding in my garage for a few months, i thought she could use something in her mouth.

by shelovedx January 15, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum sucking cunt dragon

the most fiendish thing in the universe , a complete douche bag, also when you ejaculate in the air cause it to land everywhere, raining cum......you get the idea

Derek-"Matt,you are a such a cum sucking cunt dragon.
"Matt-"Whatever man."

by Derek, Mitchell, and Matt June 12, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt munching shit surfer

someone who muches on a cunt while trying to surf in their shit filled bog

a cunt munching shit surfer? now i've seen everything!

by Robin February 6, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt Rag Mother Fucker

This describes the most fucked up person you will ever meet.

If someone is a Cunt rag Mother Fucker...
they are being used to wipe up vaginal waste from a period. And will never aspire to anything

Your a cunt rag mother fucker arent you?

lets roll that cunt rag mother fucker


by Cheeeseman69 April 4, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž