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A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"
"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."
"No way! That's awesome."
Like a 40 year old man
choking a girl scout -
No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong
And will be seen as the bad guy .
Due to him being older and stronger
He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.
Mildred: Harvey you as wrong Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout.
Harvey : I don't care
National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day is on May 5th.
This is the day to tell your crush you like them without them judging you!!
Hey Grayson, today is ‘ National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day! ‘ I feel like this is the day to tell you that… I like you ;)
One of the funniest lines in any movie.
From wordFamily Guy/word
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scrambled if not your are officially gay
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.
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To be consumed with a task, especially at work.
"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
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Strawbriarerry pronounced with an "r" in the middle like library. It is pronounced wrong but we all know what is meant. Don't knock it.
He says "Lets go to the libary."
She says "It's Not libary it's Library dummy"
He says "Everyone knows what a strawbriarerry tastes like, get off my ass.
She says "look at the bird in the winder"
He says "It's window"
She says "We all know what strawbriarerrys taste like"
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