ur mom

ur mom

ur mom.

Ur mom

The thing everybody says when no one can think of any rational answers. So fuck.
Anything can be attacked with ur mom. So if you see it coming. Don’t.

Ur mom gey

Ur mom fat
Ur mum.. is ur mum?
Ur mum old
Ur mum is a dad
Ur mum eats lasagna

ur mom

the woman who birthed u

new way of saying "joe mama"

Someone: "Hey do you know who invented light bulbs?"

"ur mom."

Ur mom

The slowest mammal on earth

Person 1: Ur mom

ur mom

an ugly whore that sucks anyones dick

aaa fam ur mom be gay she sucked my dick last night

ur mom

someone who sneaks out at night just to meet ur homie

ur mom is hot btw

Ur Mom

Ur Mom s. f. - 1.Ur mom, parent, mother 2.Hotness if It was a person, ur mom

1.-Mom can we buy this lego set?

-Sure son/daughter.

2.-Ur mom's hot

-Ikr