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a derogatory term for foolish individuals who cannot understand what is being said to them
that person is an absolute bag of hairy minge
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A bag, usually old computer back pack where you keep your lube, drugs, sex toys, condoms, handy wipes, cock rings; a man's sex bag. You can fill it with anything naughty that you need to keep mobile, wink. You grab it when you need to go to a hot tryst, asap, just grab and go.
A: Ok, lets meet in 3 hours, I need to get some things together before we meet.
B: You don't have a whore out bag already to go, whore?
A: Nope.
B: This sucks. I got to be at work in 2 hours...anyway to speed this up? You know what? lets forget it this time. Get your shit together.
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When the boobs are so big that they suffocate you like a bean bag chair.
"Stacy's bean bag boobs were so big that they almost poked me in the eye."
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Tits of a below average size. When view from side they resemble a flat paper bag.
Wow... His wife is pretty hot to bad she has paper bag titties.
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A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.
Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"
Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"
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A Bluetooth hands-free headset. Mainly applies when the user is in a public place having a conversation on the phone loud enough for people ten feet away to hear and that said people ten feet away do not wish to hear.
Person 1: Is that dude talking to himself?
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.
Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.
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