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Go home and kick the dog

An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief

Obama just tried to pass his health care plan and is finding a way for prisoners to escape capital punishment. That just makes me want to go home and kick the dog!

by socialism sucks December 22, 2009

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If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile.

The concept that if there is an additional benefit to doing slightly more work in the realm of the work one was previously engaged in, that one should do said extra work.

"Why did you decide to learn German"?

"Well I already spoke Yiddish, which is 90% German, so I figured ; If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile."

by JayPlotz February 12, 2016

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I'm going to milk your goat.

A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.

"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.

It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.

*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*

P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"

*Also:*

Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"

Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"

by J'Seph June 16, 2012

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Let's Go Be Awesome Somewhere Else

Used to signify disdain at the current situation.
A need to be awesome, somewhere else.

Guy 1: Wow, this party is really lame. When they said it was gonna be all hot girls we didn't expect them to have sweatshirts on!
Guy 2: Let's go be awesome somewhere else
Guy 1: Gravy

by McDank18 February 10, 2011

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i have to go to work tommorow

Me too dude

Damn, I have to go to work tommorow

by LordBassHead July 18, 2021

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Going to Blue Slide Park

Referring to smoking. A state or place of being high.

Tyler: "Hey dude, We're going to Blue Slide Park, wanna come?"
Kaitlyn: "Hell yeah!"
Amanda: "I wanna go! "
Tyler: "Alright, let's burn!"

by TheSlideStaysBlue January 13, 2012

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go fluff your puff

gay slang, pre-Stonewall era, meant as a put-down. Meaning there's too much powder make-up on your powder puff, Mary; you need to tone it down. You need to calm down.

Feel better you got that out of your system? Go fluff your puff.

by TheFabulousThomasJ. February 10, 2017

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