A school where kids dont know how to keep their mouth shut. A school where they are hoes and takes your mans with no hesitation #hell #hoesisanono
New deal high school is a school "where kids dont shut up and the worst place to be. Id rather beat myself with the books due to the teachers being so annoying" Yet when it comes to everyone else being" hoes and fakers"
When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad
Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese
To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road
This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.
When someone goes across a 3 or more lane street in one go without turning on your blinker.
This bastard just pulled a New Jersey Drift.
Literally every book that exists, used to exist, and will exist
X: This is book is the best!
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself
X: nvm every book is one
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Me: Wow! This book cool!
The Book: Yeah! I’m somewhat of a New York Times Bestseller myself!
Me: Oh nvm this book is so unoriginal