sad penis

When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself

Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex

Crème de la penis

Cum, spunk or sperm

Boy: OMG you just made me crème de la penis

Crème De La Penis

Prestige Version of cum

swallow my crème de la penis.

penis seeds

penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick

violet: hey want some penis seeds?
getrenv: lol no fuck you

Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear

He really has a papa bear penis

penis sucker dick gobbler

a really nice dog

Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!

mark's penis

likely the most massive shlong you have ever seen in your life

wow mark's penis could knock over lizzo