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When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her
I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.
2👍 1👎
The first thunderous strike of semen that shoots out like lightning.
She caught the cum bolt right in the back of her mouth.
When you ejacujate inside of a females vagina and make her do a handstand with her legs spread at a 90° angle so the semen stays in her vaginal canal like a bucket of milk from Minecraft
Betty: He made me his cum cauldron last night
Jorge: I made her chug my babyjuice with her stanky cooche iykwim
a bad politician,
omg, Ted Cruz is such a cum racist
You and your homies get glasses of milk and one glass of cum. Spin the table around and mix the cups around. Who ever gets cummed looses
Me and the homies just played cum roulette
When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover
JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”
JIMBO- “hol up”
also spelt as cumovere
Come over here
Cum over there
Cum over here
no no no NO! not on the carpet. Turn around and cumovere instead baby.
why are you there all by yourself mate. Cum-ov-ere
My tits.. cumovere on my tits hun