Ur Mom

An insult 3rd graders say to eachother.

Kid 1: You’re Fat!

Kid 2: Ur Mom!!

Kid 3: Ur dad died

I heard ur mom is so fat she tripped everytime she walked

ur mom

milfy lady, massive tits, 10/10 nwould reccomnentd.

yo i wnna fuck ur mom

no. ur 12.

why not bro?

stfu steven.

Ur mom

“Ur mom” is a come back that you can’t come back from.

Person one:” imagine cheating on a test ” person two:”imagine ur mom cheating on your dad”

Ur mom

Legit the words you hear atleast once everyday in a middle school

Ean: I had tacos last night

Ivan: I had ur mom last night

Ur mom

A comeback to almost anything you can say

Chelsea: What did you do last night
Jordan:Ur mom

Ur Mom

Ur mom get recked by the rizzler from ohio 69 haahaahahahaahhahahh so funnyyy!!

Ur mom
Dies instantly*

ur mom

its ur mother
give her a hug<3
tell her how much you love her

person 1: hey dude hows ur mom
person 2: oh shes good
person 1: nice