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Hair monkey

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."

"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"

by DidgeDrone November 6, 2023


monkey covering eyes emoji

some apple dude said it and now i cant stop

monkey covering eyes emoji, thanks

by May 23, 2024


Mack-Monkey

A male who's good at talking to women, but it's all a front...as soon as the female takes the bait, and seems interested, he runs.

I think that guy's a Virgin, really...watch him a play "Mack-Monkey" with that girl at the bar...then run.

by BarnabyWilde February 12, 2016


project monkey

A female of any race (usually African American) Whom is very loud and obnoxious in a very unsophisticated way. A female who is ok with living below the poverty line with no hope to change or prosper. A messy female . A ratchet female. A female with no class or home training

You see those girls yo the left screaming to the top of their lungs“Who want a issue” those are project monkeys ,the ladies to your right sipping that belaire laughing at the ones to the left those are black queens.

by Strawberry C April 14, 2018

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Cup monkey

People, usually kids, running around Festival venues collecting plastic or paper cups to return them and get a cash refund. Normally spotted with unbelievably high stacks that they somehow are able to carry. Some can over enthusiastically try and take cups before you’ve actually finished! Great way though to tackle litter collection and recycling!

There’s loads of cup monkeys snatching your beer before you’ve even had the chance to finish it!

by Irishexplorer September 1, 2019


Cup-monkey

Bend a monkey over and bottom to bottom. Shove a cup up its ass. And use it as a cup.

Want tea? Its in the cup-monkey?

by Fuckedup2029 August 19, 2019


Dart Monkey

A female has her vagina warmed up by use of a cigarette lighter and then a male performs cunnilingus on the heated vagina.

“Hey, wanna try dart monkey tonight babe?”

by Puppy Knuckles January 8, 2021