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A zookeeper feeds a monkey a quarter ounce of l
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die
You see the meth Monkey at the zoo the other day?
man i hate those snail eating Baggett monkeys!
Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.
I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.
Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"
Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!
Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.
When somebody nuts in their own, or somebody else's public hair and leaves it there.
"I heard that Sam leaves his Monkeys in the Jungle!"
An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.
The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat