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A man who has been recently liberated from a long miserable relationship in which he lost his primary dwelling to. He now stays in a camper living his best life by the lake
“Bruh, did you see how happy Tom is?
“Yeah man, good for him... total camper cat”
Sale cat is a game played my many Midwest farmers. The players wait for a cat to die in the field. The cat will then bend and harden into the shape of a boomerang. The objective of the game is to throw the sail cat as far as possible. The trick is to throw it the right way so I doesn’t come back like a boomerang.
Timmy wants to play sale cat but his favorite feline friend was still alive and purring.
A really big, floofy cat. In other words a Maine Coon.
A: OH MY GAWD LOOK A MANED CAT!
B: What-
A: WHAT KIND IS IT?!
B: A Maine-
A: OH MY GOD SO CUTE!
cat noodleing is the simple proccess of skining a cat then deep frying its babies and eating them with mustard.
#catshaveonlyonepurpose
cat noodleing is such an asian classic.
The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.
"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
An adorable cat but be careful because he can murder a squirrel (or u) in ur sleep or when the squirrel is alive and the same(or bigger ) that him/her/other he may climb on doors scratch ur favourite jumper and become a parrot by sitting on ur shoulders and scratching ur back
Marshmallow the cat is a menace to society
A large feline who typically likes dressing in short skirts and tight shorts. Often seen wearing nothing but a blanket doing the walk of shame. This feline is often believed to be of Canadian origin.
Hey, did you see Donnys and mays cat last night?