A PEDOFILE, leave me alone bitch.
signed Lucius
jack <3: let me eat yo ass
me: fuck off!
The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.
Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"
his capability to rizz up girls in spanish
damn bro you've eaten more than jack marles spanish rizz
You screwed up.
You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.
When you got to poop and its jumping in and out of your butthole
Man I gotta poop, it's pump jacking bad
Someone of no coordination, they are usually the victim of the friend group. He also is in love with the opposite gender. Or zebras....
how you drop that ruler? god dammit "Jack Danda".
Big and strong, like Peter Griffin
Oh my god! It's Jack Pitts! Run!