Once you go black you never go back

Moreover, this quote appears in the absobloodylootely hilarious The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, shot by Velvet von Black.

- Shit! - It was a mistake, I assure you.
- Like casting George Lazenby as 007.
- Mistake, my ass. You know, once you go black you never go back.
- That's von Black, bitch.
- I need some mouthwash and a mind eraser immediately!

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Go Take Care of My Cat

v. Formal and informal expression used in occasions of annoyance, refusal, rebellion, and extreme feelings of audacity. It communicates to contemporary opposition that the matter at hand is not one of particular importance; meaningless, absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, bizarre, inconceivable.

Existence of actual cat as pet is not required for the use of this expression.

" I used to feel bad when people laughed at me about my accent, but one day I woke up,

and decided it was time to tell them all to go take care of my cat."

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Just going to have a couple drinks

Getting blackout

Hey Mitch, do you want to go out tonight, we're just going to have a couple drinks tonight.

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Going To See A Man About A Dog

'Going to see a man about a dog' is an often used a euphemism in Great Britain. It is most often used when telling someone you are going to the toilet. It has also been used to describe meeting a woman for sex i.e - when you replace the 'man' and 'dog' in the sentence with their opposites 'woman' and 'cat' (but in this case we use another word meaning cat, 'pussy') so you end up with 'going to see a woman about a pussy.'

'Where you off too?' 'Going to see a man about a dog.'

'Where you rushing off too so fast?' *Man Winks* 'Going to see a man about a dog'

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Go together like a dildo and a fork

Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.

Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.

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He will go jihad on your ass

well jihad is a holy war waged on behalf of Islam as a religious duty..

but here in america when someone (typically a middle easterner) or anyone is angry or upset ..you say.. he's gona go jihad on your ass

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makes my pants go crazy

Another way to say that a female is very good looking and would be fun to mate.

Wow, I just got the latest playboy, and WOW does Amber Campisi make my pants go crazy!

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