Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man
Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg
Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here
Me: okay mama
Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us
A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
When you fart with Wind, a little Earth, a lot of Fire, a little Water, and a lot of Heart.
Barbara ate curry last night and couldn't stop Captain Planet Farting.
When a lady who's name is Divya queefs in xaviers face in the dojo while fighting and xavier inhales it and becomes paralyzed by the scent and begs for more. Commonly shortened to "DPF"
butterball: how was the divya punani farts xavier?
Xavier: SO good i want your queef too