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Very gay and horny. Their taste in men is horrible. DON'T LET THEM NEAR OLDER MEN IN THEIR 40'S!! They are also known to make very concerning jokes but who are we to judge? We are no different. Also they only pull mean bitches for some reason.
Sailor (friend) is a simp. Please tell them to touch grass.
When someone is truly valued and appriciated by a friend
Or not a valued and wanted
"You are truly valued as a friend"
It's not what you think it is.
It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.
Sawyer: Hey Ethan, have you heard of Happy Tree Friends?
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!
Happy Tree Friends, or HTF, is a webshow that had its first episode aired as a pilot episode in December 25th, 1999 by Mondo Media. It’s a show where, like the name suggests, there are a bunch of cute, cartoony, and most importantly, happy friends you could find inside of a tree in real life, that are always safe and healthy and never get brutally slaughtered. The episodes include multiple characters, each with their own personalities, that are all friends, that never have anything bad to them happen, and go around, simply doing fun things in their peaceful forest plains. There are many Happy Tree Friend(s) to meet, such as; Flippy, the peaceful, yet quiet, aqua-green bear that has a totally normal, and not murderous, PTSD alter ego named Fliqpy, that never kills his friends, Cuddles, the cute, and positive, lemon-yellow bunny that wears bunny slippers, wether for irony, or for practicality, that also never dies or kills anyone, and is always in safety, Giggles, the salmon-colored chipmunk that definitely didn’t die by being decapitated by a banjo like a fucking dumbass, and many other lovable characters that never die in under ten minutes after the intro.
I just got done watching Happy Tree Friends. I’m honestly really surprised Mondo Media has that much crystal meth.
On October 28 you hug your tallest friends because tall people are cooler then everyone else
Tall friend: why did you hug me?
Short friend: it’s October 28 hug your tallest friend day
Watching all the videos/clips that your friend sends you on, what is usually, a social media app that has a doom-scrolling feature like Tiktok on Instagram. This can measure from a few videos to hundreds a day due to how addictive/entertaining the select app is.
“I regret adding them back on Tiktok, I wake up to hundreds of videos of friend homework from them in my messages!”
Friend requests you accept on facebook or Linkedin only because you happen to work att same place or go the same school. They're actually quite cringe, but you feel too awkward to decline.
Woohaaa, you actually friend with Dick-John?
OMG no, he's just a courtesy friend.