Dogs vs Cats

Why do people argue over this??

Cats. Are. Just. Better.

Everyone shouts at each other when asked dogs vs cats, but at least we can unite over common hatred over people people!

Pie Cat

He is always gamer, he is cat, he is pie, founder gamer him self 1utl Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat

Pie Cat: I am your lord and savor

Every One: all hail Pie Cat

Water Cat

When a land cat enters a watery domain, the cat shall hence forth be known as a water cat.

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.

CAT Aspirant

Normally, has no time to read this because phatti padi hai.
Spends most of the time planning for preparation, but never really gets around it. A CAT Aspirant is determined: determined to do everything but prepare seriously until last moment and then cringes about how very little time is left.

CAT Aspirant: Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahab, Algebra se lagta hai!

trap cat

A girl who likes to party

Wow Gia is a trap cat!

cat pan

An oversized woman the manages at a fast food and loves her cats. She has at least 80 cats and wreaks of cat litter. She also has oversized parachute pants with a very elastic waist band that she loves to stretch in front of her employees. Exposing her F.U.P.A without any cares.

She is such a cat pan! All she does is eat and talk to her shanal bead all night. Plus, she smells like a bunch of cats shit on her while she slept.

Cat Shit Trough

Garden boxes my next door neighbor’s cat likes to shit in. Suffice to say it became a buffet for my roommate’s dog, Pickles. Due to COVID-19 standards we have closed the buffet with chicken wire, however the rest of the yard is available to shit in for dining outside only.

PICKLES, save me some! The Cat Shit Trough is running low on employees. They’re gonna close if you take all of their business.