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new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious

I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.

by Gsamm October 15, 2013


new lothrop school

A little school located in a little yee yee redneck town of New Lothrop. The school gives you 10 day suspension for jumping a snow bank with your big yee yee truck on school property. They also tend to frown upon blowing your neighbors cat up.

Have you heard of New Lothrop School, they give you a suspension for jumping your truck.

by Whodat56 April 26, 2019


New Destiny

The best runescape clan out there that owns all the bitches in wars. AKA: ND.

New Destiny k0ed me in the war. Then I went back and they k0ed me again.

by Ace_Reborn April 29, 2011


new wave fujoshi

a fujoshi that "makes fun" of white girls saying that they like yaoi. usually meant as a joke, but it quickly turns serious. they are obsessed with ea gay men and anime bl.

new wave fujoshi: omg yaoi i love being a lesjoshi i love dramatical murder yaoi !!!

by foilhats January 4, 2023


New Roommate Syndrome

Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.

New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!

by Can'tMessWitSmitt July 3, 2017


Dogo News

Some crusty website that teachers assign work for you to do on. A complete waste of time and brain cells.

Yo, that Dogo News was hella crusty!

by mattcris4n June 6, 2019


New Sibling

when you meet someone, who you get along with great, and you find out that you have the same names. a very rare coincidence.
usually between a guy and a girl who share names, (like sam, page, eric, jordan etc...)

person 1: man i've really been enjoying talking to you, but you still haven't told me your name.
person 2: ohh its sam.
person1: MINE TOO!!
person 2: you are totally my New Sibling!!!

by justin blue cheese December 19, 2008