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The real reason world war 2 ended
Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW
A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.
Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?
Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.
"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"
The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.
"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"
Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!
john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!