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Mom poms are poms poms used by moms to cheer at their kids game from the stands.
Kristen was getting it with her mom poms at the basketball game.
This is a term for a mom who is still too involved in her adult child's life. Like still doing laundry, taking care of medical issues, and generally over-enabling. It's pretty terrible.
Desk Receptionist: "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"
A common feature seen in bike shops. The mother of a BMX rider who has absolutely no awareness or acceptance of the jumps and tricks her child does on their bike and storms into bike shops to blame the bike shop or bike manufacturer when they come off the bike and injure themselves.
"The frame's cracked, but she guaranteed that he never jumps it or does tricks on it , he only cycles it to the park. She's such a BMX Mom, she won't accept the bike's been jumped."
Derived from the movement to consume raw unpasteurized milk despite FDA warnings. This term describes a parent so deeply entrenched in the holistic lifestyle that they adhere to pseudoscience in their daily life. This lifestyle often leads to these types of moms to advocate and prioritize the consumption of foods and medicines that are documented to be dangerous or harmful to ones health. Raw milk moms will defend their beliefs with an intensity that is unique to their belief system. Raw Milk Moms hold these beliefs because they find purpose in being someone who isn't a "sheep" that follows peer reviewed science.
Person 1: "Did you see your sister and her kids for the holidays?"
person 2: "No. My sister has become a raw milk mom and she gave her kids colloidal silver instead of Benadryl and they were in the hospital all holiday season being treated for toxic levels of silver in their blood"
When a male is punching so I effectively he can’t hit his target and his form is embarrassing.
Look at him swinging at roger his fist comes back behind his head then swings upwards into the air! That is single mom fighting if I ever seen it, he didn’t have nooo Dad around!
When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.
i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.
Stacy’s mom has got it gong on
Stacy’s mom has got it going on