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Faded than a kid

When you are so high you feel like you dont even exist anymore

“Teddy bru, were you at the func last night”

“Nah bruzz i was Faded than a kid last night at Nathan’s place”

by carti guardian February 07, 2025


van full of kids

The van full of kids is where you cum into your hand, and then you fist your girl.

Dude I just gave her the van full of kids and she liked it.

by Jewfro175 November 15, 2017


Kid from shrek

Do the roar

Hey, this is my girlfriend, you can ask her any question you want.

Do the Roar!
-Kid from Shrek

by Kid from Shrek November 23, 2021


kid safe

things people use when they want kids and everyone else to watch there not family friendly vids

Epicman:KID SAFE
ME:not trusting that

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 02, 2021


Chinese Kid

A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)

Checkout my new Chinese Kid!

by hankthesuperhank September 22, 2023


get nae naed kid

like the old "Get Nae Nae'd" meme that originated from reddit a few years ago, now there is a new get nae naed kid meme, originating from the streamer LiteBlueJay after he nae naed from killing a fan in the game Arsenal on Roblox. The streamer's biggest fan/hater, crashie204, then proceeded to create a gif of him nae naeing and post it on a site called "tenor" so that they could use it in the discord. after they realized that they couldnt post it from the gif extension in discord as it is not popular enough, crashie abandoned the gif and left elsewhere. 2 months later, crashie accidently finds that they can acess the gif from discord itself! they check tenor and look to see a notification, saying that "Your gif has been shared over 500 times!" and so, that was the spread of "get nae naed kid" feel free to spread it anywhere and at anytime, just not anything serious or you will get cancelled by the ghost of crashie.

*kills friend in arsenal roblox*
"HAHHA GET NAE NAED KID"
"SHUDDUP YOUR TRASH"

by crashie204 October 27, 2020


Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.

Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it

by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023