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To fail miserably
"I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs," said your mom.
9π 30π
a monster that attacks mexico but isn't godzilla because he's in japan that attacks pyramids made out of tacos because he hates mayan architecture
"that godzilla-like-monster-that-eats-pyramids-made-out-of-tacos is attacking that pyramid made out of tacos
14π 8π
Abeeha feels like Gucci mane in 2006 and has copyrighted this song lyric so that no one but her can use it
"I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006"
"a man has died please calm down"
"I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006"
"your family is worried"
*crying* "she's not the same anymore she just can't stop"
"I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006"
10π 35π
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15π 10π
May 11th is a day you tell them your feelings for them
Yoooo today is May 11th (National tell him/her you like them) you know what that means π tell them your true feelings π₯°
2π 1π
to be eaten alive!
After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.
17π 13π
So I heard you like cheese is a commonly-used catchphrase by many people. Many people who use it eventually lose their sanity. It is unknown how it makes people lose their sanity, but there are currently two main possibilities.
1. The word's order somehow makes the brain malfunction until many brain cells die, making the person mentally insane.
2. People who say it are already insane, but insane in a way that makes them say this strange sentence.
People who say it who aren't insane usually say it as a joke, to annoy someone, or they actually want to know.
Person 1: So I heard you like cheese.
Person 2: Yeah, why do you ask?
Person 1: (Brain Malfunctions) Cheese shall rule the world and kill us for eating their children!
Person 2: He's insane.
Person 3: So I heard you like cheese.
Person 2: I think you're insane.
Person 3: No, I just want to annoy you.
1π 7π