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On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*
National Buy Malakhii something day
A day of hatred towards trees; for they keep dying for no reason.
Joe: Ugh I hate MyTree! Im going to celebrate National Hate Mytree day!!!
Bob: Shut the fuck up.
This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
Congratulations children and teens!On October 29th kids will be able to game for how long they want!Parents can’t complain.
June 15th is known as National Lexi Day
Go out and celebrate a Lexi on June 15th National Lexi Day
A day that will never be forgotten, this day is the mark of an event that put the black community down 100 points.
*Black Kid edits classroom*
Mr.Poling: What you lookin at n*****
Happy National Mr.Poling Day!
Hmmm, is something happening on February 22?
What like you forgot? It’s National Emmie Day.