Rural Dictionary

Rhino Party

The Rhino party is a Canadian political party that deserves all the votes. They have all the great ideas; Counting the 1000 islands, bringing Canada off the gold standard and on to the snow standard, painting Canada's coastal sea limits in watercolour so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times, Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will, Knocking down the Rocky Mountains and building giant bicycle paths sloping downhill in both directions, so Canadians could coast from coast to coast, and to increase the safety of Canadian children, the name of newborns must be at least 12 letters, including a capital letter, a number and a special character.

Did you vote for the rhino party?

by Server's Favorite Rhino March 24, 2021

Party Cigarette

When atleast 20 cigarettes (or butts) are held together in a pop can with the top and bottom cut out and smoked at the same time.

MAN, I SMOKED A PARTY CIGARETTE AT THE KIM MITCHELL CONCERT LAST NIGHT AND PASSED OUT FROM NICOTINE OVERDOSE, MAN!

by Flip Gunderson September 22, 2010

A Party

So wait... If you were having a party... And some guy was banging on the door... Would you let the guy in? I mean... I wouldn't burn his soul forever for not getting invited.

Hym "Well, I mean, I WOULD burn his soul forever but, like, not for not getting invited to a party... I'd hust do it because it's fun to do that... Right? You would expect it coming from me, right? That clearly is something they don't really get... Like... I would (at least) get bored after a while. I seriously don't think they understand what their religion means. Which is why my work is so important... Well... Kind of... I'm just going to kill it so none of the is going to matter anyways... Yep..."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2024