Montana Duffel Bag

This lovely little technique is when you shit in a bag, put it on a girl's head, and fuck her in the ass. Hold the bag really tight, but don't kill the bitch. Instead, when she's about to pass out you take the bag off and slap her in the face.

Derek's gave Danielle a Montana Duffel Bag when they got home

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California tight bag

This is the art of when you are giving it to a girl doggy style in the ass. Right as you are about to finish you donkey punch her in the back of the head and take a plastic bag and wrap it around her head and then cum all over her. While she is knocked out you leave her naked (with the bag still on her head) by the side of a busy highway. It is truly a classy maneuver.

So I gave a California tight bag to this bitch last night and now she won't call me.

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dime bag ass

an ass that is fat but covered with cellulite, so much that it resembles a bag of dimes.

Guy 1: Dude, look at Megan's ass.
Guy 2: Oh shit, she totally has a dime bag ass.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's gross.

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t-bag

To get ridicously drunk to the poit where you use pointless pick up lines like "shhhh" or "ra ra ra dry martini"

"hey dude, you did a t-bag last night"

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Filthy Ass Bag

A total pathetic douchebag of a human being who drives green toyota camrys with 200,000 miles on them and then begs people to jump it when the engine doesnt start in grocery store parking lots resulting in people laughing and spitting at his sorry ass.

I'm gonna drive that filthy ass bag's car off a cliff while he is on vacation in California!

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sleeping bag slurpee

enclosing a slumbering victim in a sleeping bag, then throwing said bag off a cliff.

things going rough with the ol gf, i got the move for you. ok, so you're sixty-nining your girlfriend - make sure she's in there headfirst - and hurriedly get out and zip her in the bag. then throw the sleeping bag off a cliff, it's the old sleeping bag slurpee. that'll teach her.

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Bean Bag Chair

A chair for people that have failed in life...

Steve you have to get off of your bean bag chair and go out to get a job before they repo your house... you lazy bum.

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