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A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.
Some rando: you wanna do a ball nut fart?
Other dude: ok.
When you nut on to a rusty nail and then you put it in to your gay partners dick then suck it out.
Man that Mississippi lug nut was great last night.
Nut snuggler: A loser that snuggles up to another mans kids aka snuggling his nutz. aka "step dad" aka mommies friend aka "uncle"
1 That fucking nut snuggler is going to get shot he keeps fucking with my kids.
2 Hey Mark, why don't you just go pull down Tom's pants and snuggle his nutz directly, you fucking nut snuggler.
3 Damn Mark, I here Tom has kids with kelly and tina, maybe you should try and raise those kids for him to, you nut snuggling b-tch.
Either std; or the moment your dick is swollen and looks like a gerken
Kenny had an allergic reaction using coconut oil with his girlfriend Susan and his penis swelled up like a gerken. It was than called a canerka nut
For one year you must not NUT
You may Nut the year after but then after that it repeats.
Are you guys ready for No Nut New Nyear
Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"