when you cum while playing a battle royale
hey me and elias jordan had a cum royale
did you see jayden rubio and diego luna have a cum royale last night?
To express a semi over dramatically apathetic expression of gratitude
Person 1: I'm waking up at 3:75pm tomorrow morning so that I can take the car for a walk. Would you like me to pick you up a nice hot iced coffee on my way home?
Person 2: Word' cum
An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.
Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must
have been the cum criminal.
James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.
A very active promiscuous street walker
Bly is a smush-mitten cum crusher on the weekends.
A person that is always defending the rights of
cum.
(Not meaning pro-life)
Human #1: "Yo to be honest cum kinda sucks ass"
Human #2: “I am a cum apologist
Human #1: "I respect you"
the idea here is the cummmmm makes all the noise. we just hit it man all over her y she never looks back y the cum is hers y only hers she fights everything. ñ look cummm hererererer
just love me with your…… add here violent cum
When a man puts a jolly rancher in his dick hole and cums, making it multi-colored.
Hey try something new with your partner, like the Jolly Rancher Cum Shot. I tried it, was fun, but hurt a lottt