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To make a joke. ie "pulling your leg"
Mikey: hey mom. Your looking beautiful today as usual.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.
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When someone acts like an old, grumpy cunt.
"Shut up and stop being so childish" "Never mind him, he has Old Man Cunt Syndrome"
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An idiotic, immature, egotistical git who likes to backstab her "best-friend". She also likes to have sexual intercourse with boys who are missing teeth. Then, she likes to run her mouth and talk complete nonsence when she knows that the person she's talking about could whoop her ass.
Ex.
The "best-friend": Wow. My best friend, who isn't even friends with my boyfriend, tried to ruin our relationship by telling him that I was going to cheat on him, when she knew for a face that I'd never do that.
Another friend: What a Toothless Banging Thunder Cunt.
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Male version of Resting Bitch Face
Applies to all guys who look like an absolute miserable cunt without trying
"Fuck that guy looks like a hard cunt", "nah he just got a resting cunt face"
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A woman's pubic region that happens to be freshly shaven.
My girlfriend is not hairy, she has a cunt!
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A narly snarly skunk smelling skunt/cum fueled/quieff smelling/greasy/repulsive/cum dumpster/disease ridden/2bit prick son of a bitch.
"Kachina is a fucking cum guzzling thunder cunt. i would kill her in her sleep"
"Mallory"now this bitch is the biggest cum guzzling thunder cunt i have ever meet she can die in a hole"
"Have you seen the new school slut? Oh yeah Derick that cum guzzling thunder cunt, I'm gonna scalp that mother fucker!"
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A phrase only currently used by two people on planet Earth. It’s a combination of “fuck off, cunt,” “shut the fuck up, cunt,” and “you’re a fuck up, cunt.” It has more meanings and uses, but the true nature of the phrase is only known by the originator.
Place of origin: Florida, USA
Cunt: “Hey I find this offensive.”
Other Cunt: “Fuck up, cunt.”
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