A huge joint rolled with backwood cigar paper
Callum: Jon, pass me that fat blim
Jon: Don't whitey like last time
Someone is so fat that they literally knackered anything they put their weight on
Oh fuck sake please stop sitting on my furniture that’s third of my expensive chairs you have broken you fucking fat knacker
cracking a fat is an australian slang for 'getting' a boner usealy unententualy can also be 'cracking a fatty' or 'craxking a fatty' 'cracking a fat'
friend: okay lemme just adjust your pants
friend two: allright mate not my fault if i crack a fat
Billy stayed up all night watching pirated movies, chugging gamer fuel and smashing fat kid sticks
Someone who stands around and has some authority position in the world. Doesn't pick up a finger to actually do something, but will stand there with their very nice polo shirt and tell others what to do. Always have a better way to do something. Usually unsolicited opinions come from FGIP as well.
Dude, I am tired of working my ass off, look at all those FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo) over there, standing around, doing nothing, shuffling papers, and stuffing their fat necks.