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Dislike if you hate this If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight quote.
Like if your one of the HEATHENS that like it.
Youtuber: If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight
Me: shut up bitch.
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This is your day everyone! Tell them you like them! It could end in something wonderful.
You can do it!
Boy: ummm... I have to tell you something...
Girl: what is it?
Boy: I like u. A lot.
Girl: I like you too...
Hey! It’s national tell your crush you like them day! DO IT!
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Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you
Me: don’t be a baby
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Ur a wierd human being and u should go and play cause if u hate it u suck ha
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This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)
Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."
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A person of considerable girth and weight but who is somehow still unbelievably beautiful, and is admired and adored by many. This person chooses to flaunt their body for said admirers.
How can I keep up Simon look at me I'm fat! *Chat* Yeah Simon Look at her! Witness her in all her glory! She ain't no Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!
This expression is a derivation of the french expression "I know this place like my pocket" which is an equivalent of " I know this place like the back of my hand" meaning that a person knows really well a place.
Works better if you are french or a baker.
-Do you know where we are?
-Yeah of course. I know this place like I know my baguette.