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When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.
"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"
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A big and fat person, especially one with a big butt.
Look at those before and after photos. She was a real fatso fatty butt before she did that diet plan. Wow.
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Gay sex but its not actually gay because we put the word bro in it
Bro 1--"Bro, lets have some bro butt sex."
Bro 2--"Well you did say bro."
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The only object on Earth that can be seen from space.
Alien 1: Holy crap! What the hell is that?
Alien 2: I don't know. Is it a gigantic cave?
Ben Afleck: No, it is the butt of Jennifer Lopez.
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Kay Jewelers exclusive Open heart collection by Jane Seymore. It looks like 2 sets of butt cheeks.
I got my wife the Jane seymore butts necklace for valentines day. She took it back.
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When a girl is having sex with a guy doggy style, going at it really hard and fast and one of the times his penis comes out as hes putting it back in he misses the vagina and puts it in the butt!
Girl 1: so how was jimmy last night?
Girl 2: girl he was good except he was fucking me doggy style and he gave me some surprise butt sex! And now im sore cuz jimmys got a big dick
Girl 3: ooh girl you so lucky!
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when you ain't got no clothes on and yo bootie be exposed.
Sheika: Damn, dat bitch be bootie butt naked.
Twan: Yeah, her bootie be stankin' too.
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