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Dave: Yo Chuck, you gonna do High School Swimming?
Chuck: Nah man, I don't want to win every race, I need some competition.
Dave: Yeah me neither, I don't want to get out of shape.
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The worst school in the county,state,country, and the whole world for that matter.All strung together with potheads,every single race in the world, and then the worst football team ever.
"So how many people are skipping school today."
"Did the team win last night,no,thought so."
"Swansea High School suxs"
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False... briar woods hasn’t had a high STD rate since 2008. It’s fucking 2018. A lot can change in 10 years. Briar is a good school, with educated teachers. Yes, half our school is douchey rich bitches but we are NOT hoes. If you wanna find hoes... hit up Stone Bridge High School. Don’t hate on briar for our bad past. We have changed just like every other schools reputation. You want rich preppy, go to riverside. You want ghetto, go to broad run. Briar Woods is a well rounded school with a diverse range of students. We spread positivity & school spirit (even if we do loose every football game). We have some of the smartest kids in loudon county & the least amount of crime in any loudon county high school.
Briar woods High school is a LCPS with intelligent, bright kids.
“Damn briar has all the stds”
“Nah bruh That was 10 years ago, get over it. We are a good ass school now”
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The Lancers are located in Mountain View, CA on the bay area peninsula. Their school colors are brown and yellow because the school is full of bullshit. It's made up of rich entitled white kids from the Los Altos Hills, San Jose, Atherton, San Carlos, Burlingame etc. It is basically the school that rich parents can feel safe sending their kids too because all the public and even some private schools are filling up with Hispanics and Mexican immigrants. The families that can pay tuition which is a couple tens of thousands of dollars. They also have incredibly smart Asian and Indian kids that fill up a good portion of the school. Saint Francis kids wear uniforms like comfort vests because they're very soft and are used to a very polite non-confrontational lifestyle. The main drug of choice is weed and I guarantee you a Saint Francis kid will pay double to triple what the normal price of the weed you're selling is. The only plugs they have is kids with friends from other schools. They are an in line population of spoiled kids driving BMWs into the spaces bumping Kendrick or some shit to get attention. Also very few of them get jobs and they can somehow pay for gas to anywhere and buy designer everything. Also I'm sure only a couple people are on that nic device wave but I bet none smoke or drink at school or anything they jus listen all day like a bunch of sheep.
"Ayy bluhd I just sold this whiteboi an O for $350."
"Who the fuck bought all that shake?"
"A sophomore at Saint Francis High School g."
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Owned by Sam Powell and can’t beat Oldham County High School in anything people give a shit about. The girls are so orange and boys like to hit their oompaloompa girlfriends. If wanting to visit this cesspool and in need of weed your in luck! The staff tends to over look that every student has weed on them or is high so they can be offered some. Don’t forget that they want to be like Oldham County so bad their teachers followed after OC and slept with a student.
Do you go to South Oldham High School?
yea… but at least I’m not pregnant
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Imagine sending your kids to prison that’s pretty much what this is you sit in classrooms for eight hours a day while teachers think about fondling you while people hit dab pens in the back of the classroom have you ever been barked at in the hallway well THIS IS THE SCHOOL FOR YOU obsessed with boobs? Well our vice principal Mrs Vining has sweet tits But she’ll cuss you out for wearing ripped jeans so beware Have you ever pushed your sister of a second floor well this is the place for you come down the white knoll and inroll today just know you have to re-create George Floyd‘s death to get in!
“Hey you know that school white knoll high school?”
“Yeah what about it”
“They have some fine ass teachers”
“That’s P”
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A sick and twisted place where sadists run rampant. If you sit down on one of the toilets, odds are you’ll be picking up 3 different strains of aids. The male population of the school is made up of ugly red necks, cringe rich boys, and kids that pretend like they’re from the ghetto. The females are snobby, fake, and most are complete hypocrites. The topic of conversation amongst peers is usually shit-talking because everyone is so bored with their own lives that the only way they find joy is from tearing others down. The AP’s are corrupt and abusive towards the students. They don’t give enough time between classes for you to even get your books together and then there’s a massive staircase that you have to run up and down the entire day. Most people spend more time exercising between classes than at actually P.E. Because all we do during class are “instant activities.” All the P.E. Teachers are out of shape, they’re rude and entitled and lazy. Most teachers aren’t even informed on the class they’re meant to be teaching. Nearly every female that attends switches to online school by their junior year because of how impossible it is to learn there.
Person 1: What high school did you go to?
Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that
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