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A gift from a crackhead clown in the fucking storm drain
You want penis enlargement pills
When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!
That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.
a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.
I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.
A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis
My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!
When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.
M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb
M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.
A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender
jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*