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The ultimate battle weapon not to be confused with pen or is. Often used by lesbians as a dildo.
A: I love penis
B:Oh yeah I bought one off Amazon yesterday but I haven't tried it out yet.
A THING THAT A BOY HAS THAT GOES INTO TO TE VIGINA AND THEN MAKE A BABY
GUY: HI IM PENIS
guy2 : I WANT A BIG ONE
long but short. could be kinda chody with an intelligent brain. don't ever underestimate a penis. it brings pleasure and a kid (mistake or not). penis will be the love of ur life. be careful because it shoots white stuff and will burn your eyes (so i heard)
The scariest part of anybody. When it gets emotional it will erect itself as a tower of doom. When it's small, don't laugh, it will use it's power of mushyness.
Person 1: BRO.. do you have a big dick?
Person 2: Dude, what? Of course not, my name starts with S, I have almost no penis.
wtf is wrong with u, why r u lookin up penis in the urban dictionary
Something women don't have, but a man does.
Unless you're trans and have had the surgery.
Guy #1: Hey bro, do you have a Penis?
Guy #2: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!