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politics pussy as nigga retard cunt
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A phase used when someone is being a cunt so u make it sound more roothless by saying this and they have nothing to say back cause no one wants to get thier face bitten
Also just a good way to shame someone out cos what do u say back to that.
Bro can i have a turn on your mrs. Fuk off Il bite your face cunt
The bro trys to steel your beer, il bite your face cunt
Im gana roll u g. Na il bite your face cunt
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Derived from Crunch Wrap Supreme, a dish served at Taco Bell - an unpleasant or generally unwholesome Taco Bell employee.
That Cunt Wrap Supreme can't even make a burrito correctly.
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The one and only Joe Velasco...
We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!
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the firecrotch that lives in room 202, Jwhat? Jaywoooo
the fire crotch in room 202 is a carrot cake cunt muffin.
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I saw a wet ass fuck cunt through the window of the apartment. It made me horny so I started to watch and Jack while watching outside in the open *it was night* I thought no one was around until I felt a hot ass chick sucking on my hairy balls. I cummed after a while and it splayed all over there window. The people in the apartment notest and took me and the chick sucking my dick inside and then we all had fun together the rest of the night.
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This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)
I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
Oh Toshi you are a first rate cunt lapper!
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