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A place originally designed for slang, but is now just a hub for unfriendly discussions about politics, sex, and unfunny memes/jokes
Urban Dictionary is hell.
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a dictionary with definitions made by dumbasses like me
did you post something on the urban dictionary! you dumbass
I wanted a definition.
Not 55 ways to have sex with a water bottle.
Me: *Vibing trying to figure out what air is*
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noun: A situation that unexpectedly turns into an orgy where every bodily fluid is witnessed and sexual acts are performed as if the participants were playing sex dice and twister at the same time.
adj: unexpectedly and disturbingly sexual
noun:
Friend1: "Hey, sorry I couldn't make it to your movie night last night, how did it go?"
Friend2: "It was a real Urban Dictionary. I saw what I swear was santorum oozing from Jimmy's ass, but I couldn't tell because I got angry pirated before the previews even finished."
adj:
The biology class became increasingly Urban Dictionary as an orgy built up around the two kids who were munging with the pre-dissected fetal pigs.
This site. Like the one you're on right now. I don't know how else to explain this man.
You're literally using the Urban Dictionary right now.
A place where white people go when they can’t understand what black people are saying.
White person 1: Hey, do you understand what Jamal is saying?
White person 2:No, I don’t. Let’s look in the Urban Dictionary.