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When in the work place a member of staff with higher amibitions is constantly wedged up the managments arse to better themselves by dropping other staff in the Shat!!
Look at Dobby following wedgy round the office that fecker is a Human Butt plug,
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How to tell if someone's butt is stupid.
The Transitive Butt Property clearly states that the stupidity of someone's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.
stupid (butt) >or= stupid (head)
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Can also be spelled "mudd butt blast"
1. (N) Severe gastrointestinal disturbances; symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, bubble gut, intense cramping, sharting, sudden and unprovoked sphincter clenching and ruined underpants.
Often the result of a long night of drinking, followed by the "this will make my hangover not as bad tomorrow" meal. Tacos, burritos, pizza, hamburgers, etc., will not prevent the mudd butt blast. Hydrate, my friends, hydrate.
2. (N) The result of a failed attempt at stifling a shart. Warm, runny, yet intensely odiferous and pungent. Mud butt blasts often leave stains that cannot be removed, resulting in ruined clothing.
3. (V) The act of dispensing of a mud butt blast anywhere. Due to the unpredictability of mudd butt blasts, these often occur in ones own shorts or pants.
1. I just finished a horrible mud butt blast... I BARELY made it to the toilet in time.
2. Matt just had to throw away his cutoff jean shorts because he left a raunchy mud butt blast in them. It even dripped out the pant leg!
3. Poor mikey... He mud butt blasted himself at church this morning while he was accepting the body of christ.
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An expression of frustration. Used in inescapably frustrating situations to articulate pent-up feelings of anger and hopelessness. A less harsh alternative to SHIT IN MY ASS
-Dude. Your mom's drunk and singing rock band in the living room and won't let anyone else sing.
-POOP IN MY BUTT
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N. 1 any destination inconveinently far away. Originated from american slang.
(My car broke down, and now i have to walk to the party, which is in butt-Fucking-egypt!)
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The emotional distance between the speaker and people in the speaker's life whose feelings may be hurt by an action or inaction by the speaker.
Shaq: I'm bothered that you didn't click "like" on my newborn's pic on Facebook.
Phil Jackson's hair stylist: WTF? I'm in your Butt Hurt Radius?
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A word used by pre-schoolers for a generally shitty person.
Teacher! Chester is being a poo poo butt!
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