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1.The color of death and the thing that cleanses life
2.The darkest thing
1.The pale white emo kid who wears nothing but black.
2.My mind and soul
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A nigga who know how to do them Kung-Fus real good. He got a black belly because he take so many punches right in the gut. Real strong nigga.
That guy is a Black-Belly Ninja dawg.
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They do, black lives matter /s cause I'm not racist and anti fascist.
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is referred to for big fat black cock is often referred to as fun mainly it is used as a star phrase with young people
She:Did you see Melih's cock yesterday?
Her:No why?
She:He has a beatiful black big cock i enjoyed it yesterday so much
Her: oh that sounds amazing i want to try it too ^^
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A black up plan can only be observed.
"What the hell, you're 2 weeks pregnant?!? Where's my boxing gloves."
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After hearing 4 separate people complain about Barrack Obama in a day; all without it being relevant to the topic at hand, I decided to come up with a new theorem... I copied this idea from Mike Godwin and his "Godwin Law". Credited goes to him.
"As white peoples' discussions grow longer and more intense in complaining, the probability that Obama being blamed for their grievances approaches 1."
Me: "Well, looks like I'm going to get laid off next week."
White guy: " psh, you know whose fault it is?! It's Obama's fault! He's trying to take our guns away."
Me: "I don't see how this relates .."
White guy: " You know he's not even American!"
Me: "(To myself) Black President Theorem came up fast in this talk."
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Few ever lose their fight with the Blue Screen of Death so spectacularly that they move on to the next realm of PC Fuck Updome. After fighting with the BSOD, if you are lucky enough to pass through the BSOD purgatory, you too may find yourself staring at a black screen saying "What the fuck?!"even after pressing the On/restart button to your computer.
You've just killed your computer, congratulations!
Billy Bob - after failing to understand his BSOD problem and refusing to follow the technical information stop - decided to just keep restarting his machine when the BSOD appeared. Certain BSOD aren't really BSOD's they're more, Blue Screens of This Computer Sucks - but only in some scrote licking hardware/software conflict kinda way. Billy Bob, not giving a shit about the foregoing continued to restart his computer, integrating the phenomena of the blue screen into his routine. Until one day the restart Billy Bob was used to, instead produced a black screen with no response whatsoever from the machine. Left completely dumb-founded, all Billy Bob could do was stare at the Black Screen of WTF?! and say...
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