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1. A news article with an attached headline that's written for the purpose of being passed off as a significant piece of news; i.e. click bait.
2. A piece of news that resembles quality news but lacks thorough reasoning and explanation as to why it should be considered significant to the reader or viewer. Usually takes much less time and effort to write about then a significant piece of news; i.e. yellow journalism.
3. News that lacks basic citation and sourcing techniques, opting for unverified primary or secondary sources in order to increase the speed at which the article or social media post is published. Might be written for the intended purpose of progressing a personal stance on a subject that would otherwise be impossible if the news were properly sourced; i.e. fake news.
4. A cheap imitation of a piece of quality news. Written with lower grammatical and spelling standards than the original piece of quality news. Derived from primary source articles without proper citation back to the original article. Often found on sites with business practices that are based around publishing trending stories en masse as they begin to go viral online; i.e content farms.
6. Advertisements and editorials that are written with the intent to be seen as quality news. While they may contain a proper citation, they are often written and placed in such a manner that they go unnoticed by the average reader or viewer; i.e. advertorial.
"This story on the local news about a local dog show seems like knock off news and is a waste of my time."
A twist on the traditional cream pie and New York version of holding the woman’s vagina well ejaculating so that it looks just like a replica of a New York style pizza or calzone with Alfredo sauce
I was with Sally last night in New York and I cream pied like I knew she’d like it so I turned her to the side and I ate it like a New York Pie.
Co-opted by shit-libs and charlatans. Co-opted by fat-cock dictatorship and diet fat-cock dictatorship.
Hym "Accord to TJ Kirk what happened to New Atheism is the same thing that happened to me... And Star Wars... And Marvel... And literally everything in life because you freaks are hollow fucking parasites that steal things for yourself and infest the people who popularized them."
A country in Oceania where you get beaten to death by some group of ooga booga
I got beat to death in Papua New Guinea
When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.
“Hello mate, are you up for a New England Tea Party this afternoon?”
The New Yorkers who wear black shoes
Man the guy is a real New York ninja with those black adidas
It’s now illegal to wear any other coloured eyeliner than black!!
NEW RULE ::Have you heard that any other Coloured eyeliner than black is banned? , :: omg what?? I love my eyeliner