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Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.

The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.

by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022


Monkey Stamp

Taint to the forehead

When I asked her to sit on my face, she took me too literally and monkey stamped me instead.

by TurtleCan August 23, 2014


the monkey knows

in the 60's LSD sometimes heroin users referred to a mystical spiritual out-of-body experience, they spoke about the all-knowing " monkey ". Beatnics, poetry readings, tams Tams sort of scene.

the monkey knows the monkey knows the truth.

by p0kerface February 14, 2019


fleshing out the monkey

flicking the bean, female masturbation.

Hey girl, if you need me knock first, I'll be fleshing out the monkey in my room.

by Mr_l3ertt August 13, 2024


Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime

I just got Salvadoran screaming monkey flu, darn

by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019


tumble monkey

a racial slur for any race, used by people named cameron or trevor.

hes such a tumble monkey”

by cracker12111 December 21, 2017


Rat Monkey

A racial slur for all races using the term "monkey".

"That group of people over there is a much of rat monkeys"

by LatvianGod May 21, 2023